Out of all the fast food burger places, Wendy’s is the place where I get my chicken fixes. I think they have some of the better tasting bad chicken choices if you know what I mean. My usual is the grilled chicken sandwich WITHOUT mayo. Do not put that white junk on my stuff ever, EVER, I really mean EEEVVARRRR! It tastes horrible. Plus, the goo makes me gag and then seriously sick to my stomach. Not pretty.
Anyway, on a random trip to Chez Wendy, I was craving something a little different, something manly. Maybe this time I will save a flying egg and go for a new beefy creature. Ok, let’s go for the limited Steakhouse Junior Cheeseburger! My Wendy’s-lovin’ dad would be proud and jealous.
Well, as per usual the burger is a lot smaller than I expected. However, I like it when they use squishy, white, yellow buns. Burgers should have a squish-able bun to mash into the beef, not some pretzel or wheaty or hard roll. That’s just what I think, but who cares right?
At this point, I am still excited about “the steakhouse feel” burger I am lead to believe is going to crown my taste buds. Also, to respect the sandwich and Wendys I ordered the burger as it is. On the description, there is supposed to be tomatoes, lettuce, onions, the patty, and a GARLIC AIOLI! I was worried about the aioli. You guys know how I am about the mayo-y type gunk, but I wanted to taste the garlic and respect Wendys for this review. So here we go with the first bite….
Have you seen Billy Madison with Adam Sandler? Remember when Adam is in preschool and he starts eating the glue? And remember when Ms. Lippy, the preschool teacher starts covering herself with that effing glue???? Well, that is probably what this burger tastes like: BOTTLED GLUE PASTE! The garlic aioli totally took over this burger – I totally pictured the garlic aioli all over Ms. Lippy’s mug only it was my tongue.
Dudes, I was gagging desperately searching for paper towels to wipe that GARLIC GLUE out of my mouth. I could not even taste the other ingredients!! The burger was totally non-existent in the overall bite. Come on Wendy! You might as well change your name to Ms Lippy’s.
Well, you have lost me in the burgers this time. Sorry Wendy, your Steakhouse Junior Cheeseburger is a fail. The next time, I am sticking to my chicken choices. If you paint those with garlic paste, I will be angry. Do not let me down next time. Peace.
The round up:
Did I finish it? No way
Would I buy this again? Hell no
Overall rate? 2
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