Was I desparate? Yes
Was I confused? Yes
Was it after 11pm? Yes
Was I high? No
Did I shower before? No but I was clean.
Did I shower after? No but I should have.
Beef? Yes, but not a good choice. Shoulda gone with chicken. I actually liked the mush of it all together. My mouth enjoys that kind of feel when flavors can mix together but stay separate: the cheese, the rice, the (donkey) meat, the sauce, the tortilla, the whatever else they put in there…
The burrito was kind of tangy and salty which I did not mind. I put some tapatio on it as well.
All in all I am not mad at this item. I think it is a bit much. I would rather get something I can hold like a taco or regular burrito, but this is a one time try type of thing. By this, I mean it would not kill you to take one bite, but it might actually kill you (you heart might STOP) to eat the whole thing.
The round up:
Did I eat the thing? Technically no, since I wiped off the sour cream
Would I buy it again? No
Do I recommend it? For those who are feeling bad and need that goo.
Thanks for reading!
Oct. 29th @ Hennepin Theater Trust’s New Century Theater