Ok, I am soooo over the holidays! Don’t get me wrong, I like Christmas and New Years with all the bells and whistles that go with them. For real though, I am ready for winter to be over! Here in MN, we especially ME neeeeeeeeed tha SUN! That Vitamin D cussssss. Dat Vitamin Diggy D that makes you smile, that makes you feel good to be alive, that gives a reason to stay my ass in MN, that gives you a reason to complain about the heat, that gives you a reason to hoop it up outside, that gives you a reason to show up at every damn block party on every block in the Twin Cities… ?? Yes. BUT!!!! It is just the middle. We are not even close. You know what I am talking about MNians. Uh huh.
For now, I am going to review snacks and junk. Before I head out to perform in Seoul South Korea with my Taiko Drummer Homie Emma, I am binging on American crap.
Enter, American cereal Cap’n Crunch’s Sprinkle Donut Crunch. When I saw this on sale (yes at Target) I grabbed it, like really grabbed, like a terrible 2 year old. No one was going to get this on sale item, but me. My favorite donuts are plain cake with chocolate frosting and SPRINKLES! I am pretty boring, but I love sprinkles. Let’s do this shit!
I opened the box. The smell was wonderful: a vanilla-y, actual baked donut-y, and oat-y fragrance. AAAHHHH.
The look: cute, mini sprinkle crunchy donuts. KYUTE! COLORFUL.
The texture: sugary, yet crumbly in a good way.
The taste: not really like the OG cap’n crunch, but more like a tiny sugary crunchy donut! Yes sir.
I liked it! I ate it straight out the box! That is how I continued to munch. The product felt more like it should be a snack than a cereal. SO MUCH SUGAR, yet SO GOOD! Your taste buds will hurt because you won’t be able to stop even though your tongue and your blood sugar are trying to close the box while you are typing your junk food blog. AMIRITE?
The round up:
Would I buy these again? If on sale, yes.
Did I finish this? I would have if I didn’t pass out from my sugar high.
Would I recommend this? If I were trying to impress a mom, no. If I were talking to a 7 year old at Target, yes.
Thanks for reading!