Happy fall everyone! Sorry I have not posted for a while, been busy with new jobs and music. But I was digging around some files and what did I find? An Applebee’s gift card. Score! I am always happy to find gift cards or coupons or BOGO deals. I am all about the deals. Hells yeah! It was a good thing because I was in the mood for some sort of burger. Perf! I decided to get they call the “American Standard” which made me feel a little normal and plain. I was kind of offended, but whatever. Call me average. This burger was supposed to have pickles, bacon, onions, American cheese, and a special sauce. Ok fine, I will expect that. I order online and go pick it up.
I get home open up the box and the burger was all crooked-like.
The bun was toasted and very soggy. The meat was pretty big actually. It was falling out of the sides. Ok. The pinkness was a little over done, but still had an ok charred flavor. The cheese was “standard”, Amuricana Standard as they promised. Where was the onions? Where was the bacon? Well, I will tell you the ONE ring of onion and the ONE soggy sad slice of bacon and the ONE tasteless slice of pickle was buried under the cheese. Trying to find these ingredients was like exploring the Sahara Desert. The “special sauce” was kind of not tasteful. I don’t know bout this one guys. The flavor of the burger was alright, but it was assembled poorly and underdressed.
The round up:
Did I finish it? Yes
Would I buy it again? Um, nah
Would I recommend it? NO
Thanks for reading!