Alrighty folks, we are now in 2019. Many snacks and junk has taken walks across this pallet, some good, some bad, some questionable.
I don’t know any adult who still buys goldfish crackers for themselves. To me goldfish crackers are kid snacks. They are also party bowl fillers to dive your hands in while your mom’s weird cat friend is reminding you of when you were younger and had to wear big embarrassing Xmas dresses. (Sorry I digress)
I admit … I like the pizza and the Parmesan flavored fish. I never buy them though.
There are new flavors of these goldfish with new outfits! BBQ, ranch and nacho corn chip goldfish! What got me was the corn chip part. Let’s take “a dive” into these to examine the new fish species of corn.
First bite- kind of cardboardish
Pop another and chewed for a bit- ok ok I can taste the nacho and the corn tortilla-y flavor and texture.
Shoved a handful in- oh! There is the Nacho dorito flavor, BUT….
Goldfish, you are trying but you just can’t.
Verdict: not inedible, but kind of stale.
Ya know what I contemplated on trying to make actual nachos with quac, salsa, Monterey Jack… and no.
Would I recommend? No, stick to the regular cheese ones even for kids.
Would I buy again? No
Rating (1-10): 3
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