Let’s be honest, there are only 2 kinds of Oreo cookies in this land: Nabisco Oreos and Generic Oreos. In my experience, you can tell a fake wanna be oreo from the real no matter the age, race, flavor, combination, or size of the oreo. Even if the Oreo is a (nasty) swedish fish Oreo … Continue reading Fudge Dipped Chocolate Bites: Mini sandwich cookies (Aldis)
One of the more positive things that is coming out of this quarantine is the encouragement of supporting local businesses, especially the restaurants. As a person who has worked in the service industry, I have so much respect for people who grind for and in the kitchens (anywhere really). Greek/Meditarranean cuisine is something I often … Continue reading MN LOCAL TAKEOUT REVIEW: Dino’s Mediterranean Fresh (Falcon Heights)
OREO Chocolate Marshmellow Edition Fun fact: “Oh Wee Oh” -the first couple of lyrics for the oompa loompa marching song in Willy Wonka -also the way I pronounced OREO when I had a speech impediment. I think most people know the flavor of Oreos from generic brands. For me, it is easy to tell. Some … Continue reading OREO Chocolate Marshmallow Edition
Papa John’s Philly Cheesesteak PAPADIA Before I ordered the Papadia, I thought ‘Oh interesting kinda sorta maybe.’ Then I saw a picture, I thought it looks like a the pizza crust and not a tortilla nor flat bread. Second thought, I bet this is just a folded over small pizza. I got my order, it … Continue reading Papa John’s Philly Cheesesteak PAPADIA, a pizza folder?
I have seriously come to terms with being addicted to Pringles. They get A LOT of hate for being too thin or not real cut potatoes or unhealthy or A waste of potatoes, BUT… I LOVE THEM. And when I pop, uh I CAN NOT STOP, no I cannot! I used to feel bad about … Continue reading PRINGLES Limited ROASTED TWERKEY aka Turkey
Why did I get these? They were A BUCK at the Dollar Store, so why the heck not. I have already reviewed the Gouda ones a long ass time ago. From reading my cringe review, I guess I loved it. Damn, I was in some kinda mood I guess. Anyway, the smell you get from … Continue reading Snyder’s “Wholly Cheese” Swiss & Black Pepper Crackers
Is there a fire? Maybe in California? Maybe in my PASSION? … But not around here, NO SIR. Not when it is what… -12 F!! Then it is safe to take a field trip to Firehouse Subs in Roseville, MN. Now it is 5pm-ish. Surprisingly, no one is around this off-road empty strip mall. Maybe … Continue reading FIREHOUSE SUBS: NY Steamer and Steak and Cheese!
*pause* *breathe* *Facepalm* *pay the clerk* Let’s take this slow… Doritos? Ok White Cheddar? Ok Organic? *breathe* Simply? *head down* Why? I don’t know. I open the bag… the Smell is classic Dorito-ey I take a chip out… it is not screaming orange, nor is it powdered with white. I would have loved there to … Continue reading Doritos SIMPLY ORGANIC White Cheddar chips
Hello! Hello! Hello! I know it has been a long time. I am backed up with so many reviews, but I am finally getting my lazy ass back in review spirit especially because it is hell-i-day wait, I mean HOLIDAY season. Ho Ho Heaux! (Jump Cut to the pizza) Personally, I am a NY style … Continue reading Outsiders Detroit Style: BBQ Pizza Recipe pulled pork + bacon (w/ham too)
Guys, you know you have seen these in the impulse aisles. You know you have seen these at the end of every aisle. You know you looked at it the first time thinking, “whoa bougie popcorn… another overpriced gimmicky snack”. You know the second time you thought, “Who is actually buying this crap because it … Continue reading Maddy & Maize: Cookies & Cream POPCORN!