Alrighty folks, we are now in 2019. Many snacks and junk has taken walks across this pallet, some good, some bad, some questionable. I don’t know any adult who still buys goldfish crackers for themselves. To me goldfish crackers are kid snacks. They are also party bowl fillers to dive your hands in while your … Continue reading Fish Nachos???
*pause* *breathe* *Facepalm* *pay the clerk* Let’s take this slow… Doritos? Ok White Cheddar? Ok Organic? *breathe* Simply? *head down* Why? I don’t know. I open the bag… the Smell is classic Dorito-ey I take a chip out… it is not screaming orange, nor is it powdered with white. I would have loved there to … Continue reading Doritos SIMPLY ORGANIC White Cheddar chips
Hello! Hello! Hello! I know it has been a long time. I am backed up with so many reviews, but I am finally getting my lazy ass back in review spirit especially because it is hell-i-day wait, I mean HOLIDAY season. Ho Ho Heaux! (Jump Cut to the pizza) Personally, I am a NY style … Continue reading Outsiders Detroit Style: BBQ Pizza Recipe pulled pork + bacon (w/ham too)
Guys, you know you have seen these in the impulse aisles. You know you have seen these at the end of every aisle. You know you looked at it the first time thinking, “whoa bougie popcorn… another overpriced gimmicky snack”. You know the second time you thought, “Who is actually buying this crap because it … Continue reading Maddy & Maize: Cookies & Cream POPCORN!
Hi guys. Hi. First of all, I don’t know remember picking this out, so some one must have forgot it at my house or… If I saw this at the store, I don’t think I would even look twice. Well, anyway, the bag was on my counter, so it’s aaaaalllllll mine. Upon opening the bag, … Continue reading Nature Box: Sweet & Smoky BBQ Twists
Oreo Cookie Butter: AWESOME! The graham cookies are perfect. Not too much cinnamon or graham. The filling is great. Not jarringly sweet. Anymore of any of these factors would been too much. Unlike many of the weird derivatives of oreo, it would take longer to get sick of this cookie. Like, “oops there goes … Continue reading Oreo Cookie Butter
APPLEBEES: Caprese Mozzarella Burger Remember when you were in high school and a person in your group of friends has a birthday? You go to Applebees. Maybe one or two people have their drivers licences. Everyone piles into their [parent’s] car(s) and goes to eat at The Bee. Yeah, you feel cool. You feel like … Continue reading AppleBee’s Caprese Mozzarella Burger